I have been a Voodoo High Priest for many, many years, here in my home village, on Haiti. In that time people have come to me with many requests - some of them quite strange. Despite this I never judge people, and I have always done my best to help them.
When I took the decision a decade ago to make my services available via the internet, a strange thing happened. More and more potential customers - usually men - came to me asking to make them fat.
To begin with I misunderstood these requests. I thought that these men wanted to be muscular. But no. They always want the same thing; to be overweight to the point of obesity.
In recent times I have come to understand that this desire to become very fat (to the point of extreme obesity) is sexual in nature. That for some, this is a yearning that will not go away. Similar in many ways to an addiction.
I understand too that for some, they will never be truly happy until they look in the mirror and see a fat person looking back at them. That they desire, more than anything in the world, the feeling of being extremely overweight. Some even want others to look at them and point, to whisper things behind their back.
Are these people cursed? I do not believe so.
Is there any way to cure them of this desire? To my knowledge there is not.
However, I do have the ability to give these people what they want.
With one spell, I can make you gain weight, sometimes at an incredibly fast rate, and within weeks and months, turn you into the obese person you want to be. However, this is not a normal spell. It is in fact, a curse. There is no way to make you fat without the associated health risks.
This being the case, I am offering you a choice. Live a relatively healthy but unhappy life, or finally find the happiness you desire - but at the expense of your general health, and longevity.
Being over weight is extremely dangerous to your health. It puts massive strain on your heart and other organs. Within a relative short period of time it nearly always leads to acid reflux, type 2 diabetes, dementia, and eventually… death. Other side effects also include cancer, and Alzheimer's. It also, needless to say, makes you unattractive to those around you.
Whether you experience any of these problems immediately or later, if you buy this service, you are asking me to cut YEARS off your life. This does not make me happy. It many ways it goes against my code as a Voodoo Priest.
For this reason I am only able to cast this curse if you can agree to the conditions below.
The only exception to this final term of business, is if you become unable to halt the weight gain. Then, AND ONLY THEN, may you contact me, and I will try and end the curse.
The only way to make someone gain weight to dangerous levels is via a CURSE.
A curse works by sending dark, evil Voodoo forces into the victim. In this case, that victim is YOU.
Curses are extremely difficult to control - they do not like to be restricted in any way. Restricting the dark Voodoo forces to weight gain only will make them angry and uncooperative.
For this reason it is extremely important that you read my follow up email carefully, and follow any instructions I give you to the absolute letter. Only then will you start putting on weight.
Your weight gain won't happen overnight, but so long as you follow my instructions, you should start to put on somewhere between half a pound, and four pound, each and every week. This is a conservative estimate. It differs from one person to the next. But in a year I would expect you to gain between 50 and 100 pounds, perhaps more. In two years you could easily gain 200 pounds.
This spell requires you to follow instructions. They are not hard, but they must be followed. If you are a lazy person who is hoping that you merely need to send me money and the following morning you will wake up as a fat man, then do not waste my time. That is not how Voodoo works.
Additionally: The instructions I give you are not open to debate. They are non-negotiable. If you are looking for a weight-gain spell that requires no effort on your behalf, you have not found it, and I cannot help you. Please leave my website now and do not return.
Finally: This curse cannot be used on anyone other than the requestor. I do not help 'feeders'. If you wish your wife to be fat, I cannot help you and will ignore any email inquiries along these lines.
If you wish to order this curse to punish someone, please order a regular revenge curse.
If, having read this page, you still wish to gain weight - you understand that this is a curse and extremely bad for your health - you have agreed to my terms of purchase - then please continue to the ordering page and take the first steps towards a fatter you.
I guarantee that if you follow my instructions you will begin to see regular weight gain.
I also guarantee that I will help you, should you at any point want to reverse the weight gain. No further payment will be necessary - simply contact me via the contact form or reply to my emails, and I will cast a weight loss spell for free, and a second spell to heal any diseases you may have developed due to your weight gain.
I guarantee I will cast the spell for you, and try with all my power and all my spiritual energy to make it work for you. That is my honest guarantee.
I guarantee I will cast the spell for you, and try with all my power and all my spiritual energy to make it work for you.
God bless you and thank you for helping me through this; I have tears rolling down my face. I know that I am a strong person because I always have been but it's just that sometimes I can be weak and can't shake it. So I guess you can say that my strengths come and go. I will do as you have advised me to do and just wish for the best. Thanks Again.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I have released {name removed} to the forces and now working on rebuilding myself.
My Spells and Curses are very powerful. Once a spell is cast, there is no stopping it. Haitian Voodoo is serious business, and very real, so please think carefully before proceeding.
Do not order a spell if you are not 100% certain you're ready for the consequences!